I gotta remember, costumes only work while they’re on.

Dad always wonders why the water bill is higher when he is out

Time flies when our parents are out of town, until they get back.

While searching for a midnight snack my sis and I crossed ways,

My sister and I never make it to the Conventions on time.

Mom never lets one failed attempt slow her down.

My sister says it doesn't count if we keep our clothes on. Feels

My perfect gym bunny is my sister.

Drunk times were good times at my sister's dorm room.

Sis was only supposed to bring her cheerleader friends over,

When mom's in a good mood, sis and I have to seize the opportunity.

My sisters never could sit still in a cinema.

I can’t keep every promise to my sister.