[reddit] sorry baby 🥺 it was way bigger than yours

Oh I’m sorry, babe. I knew you had big dinner plans for us

Maybe next time I'll find a bigger dick at the hotel bar

“sorry babe he’s just bigger & it looks better”

Maybe you like bigger breasts, I'm sorry

Maybe you like bigger breasts, I'm sorry

Maybe you like bigger breasts, I'm sorry

Maybe you like bigger breasts, I'm sorry

Maybe you like bigger breasts, I'm sorry

Maybe you like bigger breasts, I'm sorry

I’m sorry I cheated, but if you were a good boyfriend you would

I’m sorry I cheated, but if you were a good boyfriend you would