I've recently started going to college and my friends told me

My friends told me I have a million dollar pussy

I was told most girls dont like sucking and licking balls

Your daughter's best friends send you this, what're you doing

If you dont eat ass we cant be friends

Would you hook up with me even if I told you I'd only let you

He told me that wish to show his friends how I finish him and

My friends told me not to post this... fuck it ;)

dad dont want his friends to date me but everytime they visit

My breast friends just caught you staring

I slept with my best friends dad last night, please dont tell

What do you call a girl who gets naked for her guy friends?