I don’t want to brag or anything but I make a really yummy

I got a huge creampie from my Tinder date and I'm not on birth

I can't beat the urge to flash my boobs in public parking lots

Trust me if my bull was into it my partner would be helping me

When you want to take a sexy shower with your girlfriend but

Let's play LoL, who dies first have to take their clothes off

Lol

When the mom next door invites you over for lunch I hope you

they only look big if i push em lol

wanna see more lol

I sent my dads best friend a nude, and now he wants one too lol

Lol