• Imagine waking up like this

Imagine waking up next to Salma Hayek, who needs to be satisfied

Imagine waking up like this

• Imagine waking up like this

Imagine waking up every morning next to me

• Imagine waking up to this every day

Imagine waking up to me

Imagine waking up next to me and my most pungent pits from sweating

Imagine waking up like this

Imagine waking up to this every day

Imagine waking up to this view every morning

Imagine waking up to this everyday