First thing I do when I wake up in the morning is PLASTT!

would you like to wake up next to me every morning?

Don’t you want to wake up to this every morning? 🙈

Morning wake up calls be like

This is the first thing you see when you wake up in the morning

Be honest…if I was your roommate, would you let me wake up

Imagine you wake up to this every morning

This is the first thing you see when you wake up in the morning

The best thing to wake up to on a Sunday morning

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I want you to think of my body every day when you wake up in

Want to wake up to my precum leaking morning wood every day?