HMFT after I run with the bulls

HMFT after I avoid someone’s husband. [NSFW]

HMFT after I slip

HMFT after I fail to rob this store <LONGER>

HMFT after I stop this bullet with my colon.

HMFT after I get hauled by a U-Haul

HMFT after I go bungee jumping

HMFT after I don’t get promoted and go for a joy ride

HMFT after I light this firework for my friend. (This is the

HMFT after I go the wrong way down the freeway on a motorbike.

Me and your wife, after you gone for work......

Would you suck on mommys titties after she went for a swim?