Excuse me sir, may I sit on your face?

Excuse me, can I sit on your face?

Sir! Excuse me! Can I sit on your face?

If it fits, I sit!

excuse me can i sit on your boner?

Excuse me sir Just stopping by to show you this

Hmmm excuse me.. could I sit here please

I need a face to sit on...

Can I sit on your face?

Excuse me, I will sit on you

Excuse me, I will sit on you

I need guy friends that I can sit on their faces