His chances of fucking his mom just got way better.

I guess Mom just has one of those kind of faces.

sorry mom called dinner panicked gotta run

Oops did I nut in your mom? Wish I could say I’m sorry but

Sorry for talking with my mouth full, Mom 🤷‍♀️

Your mom gets gangbanged every night nowadays.. you always hear

Sorry mom

Oops.. Sorry mom didn’t mean for you to see that

Sorry mom your daughter is a slut…

Sorry Indian cucks, your Indian mom just can't resist your German

Sorry about that LA! That wasn’t an earthquake, just u/Sexxxy_Soccer_Mom

Sorry Mom, I take priority over your "work"