The whole couch under my booty got wet from squirt

Now all I need you to do is bend me over that couch ;)

Got kicked out of the dorms /: this is my roomie application

what would u do if u find your new roommate sitting on the couch

What would you do if you found me like this in the dorms?

I share this couch with my roommates - you don’t think they’ll

Hope it’s ok that I walk around like this when your friends

begging to have some fun on the couch

You could like, sneak to the girls dorms or something

Enjoying christmas on my couch

my roommate is on the couch next to my kitchen, gotta be sneaky

lets play at the dorms, im better than ur gf