POV: You come home to find your wife doing this…

I’m a straight boy boy toy

I’m a straight boy boy toy

I’m a straight boy boy toy

How do straight boys end up like this..

If not for distance - we would be banging through ur screen right

would u want me as ur friend or fuck buddy

How do straight boys end up like this..

Will you still come to my sleepover if I just wanna take turns

You arrive home drunk to find your “straight” roommate stretching

You come home drunk and find ur straight roommate like this,

my roommate is gone all week, wanna come over and play with this