Your boner looks cold, want to warm it up inside me?

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

It’s my Cake Day and I haven’t seen your tribute for your

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Just came here to offer you a delicious food

Want a taste of my cake?

my birthday is coming up💗, so I’m here to offer you a piece

Can I offer you some cake 😏

Would you eat this cake? 😘

Do you like chocolate cake? [F]

I want to offer you a piece of my cake

If you were a gentleman, you’d offer me a seat…