That moment when you regret not having bought asshole insurance

That's Not What I Bought

Premium titties are made, not bought 😉

Built for fucking, but partying when not in use

Built for fucking, but partying when not in use

bought some new binder clips… this is their intended use, is

Bought this crazy sweater that would not hold my tits in at all!

Built for pleasure, not for respect or dignity

Built for pleasure, not for respect or dignity

Built For Pleasure, Not For Respect Or Dignity

bought some new binder clips… this is their intended use, is

Not Only Was I Born To, I Was BUILT For It! [BTBF]