Fact-checking: Do guys genuinely wake up with morning wood?

Morning shower wood

Come help deal with this morning wood

can I play with your morning wood if your wife doesn't want to?

Would you help me with my morning wood?

Can I sit on your morning wood?

Taking care of that morning wood before work.. Could use some

I may be tiny but I can take your morning wood like a big girl

Where do you suggest I put my morning wood? 😏

Goodmorning babe, heres so teasers to get that morning wood throbbing

I know you wanna sniff this morning wood

Help me work off this morning wood