I text you: “My GF just broke up with me buddy” 2 hours later:

Why your gooner nephew takes so long in the bathroom:

Why are you smiling and drooling, gooner?

Why is this the hottest thing you're gonna see today, gooner?

Can't decide if you want to cum on her Tits or in her mouth?

If you’re so straight gooner why are you dressed up shaking

Gooner kept asking to see my new place, now I know why

That's why I became a sissy gooner 🥰💗

This is totally regular porn gooner. Just keep jerking to it.

Does this pawg riding my huge cock set off your gooner brain?

Day 5 of convincing a good slutty gooner to suck their first

I think we all know where you’d be gooner so why lie?