Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Skip breakfast, eat my fat ass

Oops, forgot to make dinner, but here’s something instead 18f

Skip dinner and eat me instead tonight

Skip dinner and eat my ass instead

Skip breakfast and eat a sweet bolivian girl

Skip dinner at eat me instead

Skip dinner at eat me instead

Skip dinner and eat me instead 18F

Skip dinner and eat me instead

Give up your Christmas dinner, eat me instead

Skip dinner and eat my small ass instead