Don’t you just want to bury your face in?

can I sit on your face and smush it with this? 😜🍑✨

Can I use your face to sit on?

looking for a face to sit on

-> insert face here <-

Tbh your face would look better between these cheeks

Can I bounce my ass on your face?

My cheeks on your face sounds like a pretty good idea

Can I sit on your face?

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

Would you let me sit on your face?

let me sit on your face