No homo gooner…we just got really drunk and didn’t take anyone

No homo gooner as your just helping out your big dick alpha bro

Quick gooner, catch some of that cum before she eats it all herself.

Your eyes didnt believe what they had just seen, your fat nerdy

No homo gooner but you always seem to walk into the bathroom

You lost the bet gooner and had to dress up like a Soccer Mom….no

No homo gooner, you are just my new maid…this is what I do

Going to see my old fuckbuddy again soon and have a real cock

I know I said if you come to mine dressed as a chick, I will

No homo gooner, we are just sharing the new you with the world

No homo gooner, the party was just boring we had to spice it

who’d you rather be gooner?