Your bully always makes fun of you for being less than 6"

You planned on waiting til marriage to have sex with your girlfriend…

Did you really think your girlfriend would stay loyal to you

Ever since your bully became your roommate, your girlfriend has

you and your girlfriend always talked about waiting til marriage

While you were busy in class your girlfriend was busy getting

you and your girlfriend always talked about waiting til marriage

you and your girlfriend always talked about waiting til marriage

Seeing that you were busy studying for your finals this week..

Your girlfriend is full of school spirit. And soon, she'll be

Aren't you happy your girlfriend is taking care of your bully?

Your bully boss is always mean to you and loads you with extra