is there anyone who volunteers to not on them on the first date

Being efficient using the toilet, save water

let me slap your face instead

Would you lay underneath me and let me pee on your face?

Use me instead of the toilet

Can I squirt and pee on your face 💦

So tired of riding my pillow, can I ride your face instead?

I wish I could squirted on your face instead

Need a face to ride instead

can I do this on your face instead?

Would love to have your face as my toilet

I lost my gaming chair but I could use your face instead