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How to raise the kind of girl who will blow you before she knows your name.
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You were in tears by the time he finished using her throat.
To the victor go the spoils, bitch.
She had been fucking your mom in the ass every day for a week.
Three professors failed you that semester to make sure she'd
A few videos and a couple of drinks with the right people is
And he shared that video far and wide.
If she doesn't swallow a load from every dick in the room, you
Where The Real Monsters Are
The frat gave her the official role of House Fluffer.
Asking for a birthday threesome has its risks.
Sometimes she'd make you clean him even if you were a good boy.
If you're gonna get bullied by somebody, pray that it's a man.
You did.