Me and my roommate had to share showers because of the water

No homo bud…you are just paying me back for the car ride home

I was just trying to cook when you used my fat cock to get off…no

No homo…we just got really drunk and didn’t take anyone home

No homo, you know I’m not me when I am drunk😅 but you looked

You didn’t believe me that your g spot was in your ass…so

No homo you just needed to pay me back for the ride home…with

No homo as I didn’t know you were a dude dressed as a chick

No homo if I want to fuck my bud after a night out like this….right😅

I accidentally sent a dick pic to my bro once! Now he sends me

I can twerk without any problem, I am a professional.

No homo if we are drunk and will never remember this in the morning…