Your wife’s favorite musicians were in town, but you were at

[M4A Playing F] Don’t worry man, I’m taking reaaaal good

[M4A Playing F] Don’t worry man, I’m taking reaaaal good

[M4A Playing F] Don’t worry man, I’m taking reaaaal good

Stuck home playing with myself while my boyfriend’s at work

Finding my wife cheating on me after returning home from work.

playing with my friend before daddy gets home from work

my business client fucks me on work trip while wife is home

Be 100% honest… what would you do if you came home from a long

Be 100% honest… what would you do if you came home from a long

When you come home from work and see your wife is already playing

He was stuck at home while I was busy stretching his wife out