my hubby works nights, you know? So he knows he can't give me

I met a couple at the bar who invited me to be their unicorn.

Hubby thought it was his turn… instead I handed him his phone

Hubby thought it was his turn… instead I handed him his phone

Hubby thought it was his turn… instead I handed him his phone

Hubby thought it was his turn… instead I handed him his phone

Hubby thought it was his turn… instead I handed him his phone

Hubby thought it was his turn… instead I handed him his phone

Hubby thought it was his turn… instead I handed him his phone

Hubby thought it was his turn… instead I handed him his phone

Hubby thought it was his turn… instead I handed him his phone

An old friend of mine has always told me how hot my wife was