Who Said Romance was Dead

You came home when they hung out one time and found them both

And they said you can’t teach an old dog new tricks…Still

Does this look normal? Hymenal tags? It’s disturbing to me..

They said there was a painstop drought.. they don’t look like

And they said the fun would stop once he put a ring on it 😏

They said I was small🙁

And she said she was not comfortable staying with me alone in

And they said working your hamstrings at the gym was a waste

They Said It Was The Gate to Good Fortune

They said I was the life of the party

They said I was the sexiest teacher at the school