so i would drop my pants for you on the first date so you can

A very hard decision to make. But the better one. she had a part

Taking you shopping makes you act extra slutty

A little distance doesn't keep us (f)ro(m) date night

When my bud found out i was back from my long business trips

Gooner turned down my invitation to go on a date. I'm unsure

Perfect snack for a gooner 💖

Thanks for being a good gooner and letting me use your ass

Princess, this is why you don't act like a disrespectful cunt

How great would it be to have a giirlfriend like Kelsi who shows

You suck girldick on the first date...right?💘

I never forget the moment she told me I have more than one hole