Whats the weirdest thing that turns you on?

Whats the weirdest thing that turns you on?

No one at the office seems to notice how big they really are

Just staying in this position turns me on

It seems to me the way I look turns you on

It seems to me the way I look turns you on

It seems to me the way I look turns you on

It seems to me the way I look turns you on

It seems to me the way I look turns you on

“The only thing that turns him now is seeing me getting fucked

That's my secret - I never wear anything underneath!

This refrigerator seems cold enough