First I was in swap class, then the apocalypse hit and next thing

The girls said hi ;)

Make your tongue touch the wood, he said 😇

oh god, if only there was a dick in the back

a guy on tinder said my boobs are ugly

I was nervous as hell wearing this micro kini on holiday but

He said "no bra please"

my perfect body said I didn't need a bra

My god this is why we say trans girls are superiors

My boyfriend said our petite friend gives the best blowjobs

Lil Bro? I told you he likes to go multiple rounds! So stop slouching

My straight roommate admitted he was curious, but had promised