Oh hey gooner. That fat swollen head looks tasty doesn't it?

Is it really too much to ask for a bud to treat me like this

Just want to GC with buds about how they'd break this gooner

Who is the lucky gooner tonight?

I'll give you a good treat if you worship me gooner

I love it when a gooner bro brings all of his friends

making sure you got a good look gooner

I know I said if you come to mine dressed as a chick, I will

Admit it, gooner.. You can’t resist me

When my alpha gooner roommate gives me some new lingerie

When my gooner bud looks hungry

How I imagine EVERY gooner coming across this post