How come our straight goon sessions always end with you bouncing

How me and my sissy goon bud act after a few drinks…its so

I swear I try to keep the session straight but as soon as my

My bud said we were going to keep it straight this time.. 5 minutes

Bud I promise to just lick just the tip that way it’s still

When my bud asks for a “straight stuff only” session.

My bud during our "straight" session

My “straight” goon bud 5minutes into our goon session

My “straight” goon bud 5minutes into our goon session

How I treat BBC buds, I’m a good bud

Me and Goon bud 5 seconds after we said "keep it straight"

Bud: "no I'm not gonna fuck you I'm straight". (five minutes