She doesn't think I know...

They don't think I know.

I've never made her squeal like that.

Publicly beg your Dad to breed your wife.

Exactly what I was hoping for. She's not on birth control either.

Not as innocent as you thought.

And what a good son you are.

You love it when she keeps you guessing.

The new addition.

Your GF and Dad are getting along

I wish Dad would stop stealing my girlfriends...

She got caught stealing from you. So your Dad stole her from

Your Dad is a patient man.