Always horny and looking for a reddit crush

Are you possibly my Reddit crush?

Have you considered the possibility of being my Reddit crush?

What if you're my Reddit crush?

Can I dream about you being my Reddit crush?

What's the likelihood of you being my Reddit crush?

Can you be the star of my Reddit crush list?

Is it feasible to think of you as my Reddit crush?

Can you be the star of my Reddit crush list?

How about becoming my dearest Reddit crush? [Gif]

Please, I invite you to be my adored Reddit crush.

May I be first on your "to do" list this morning