Turn your brain off gooner and be the mindless drooling cock

You used to think you were masculine, but you became a sissy

Clean me up Gooner

Choose your position gooner

Choose your position gooner

i need to break a stupid gooner, one who hasn't came in some

Your Mom caught me jerking gooner…oh what..did she stop me?

Which GOONER would you rather be?

Are you surprised this triggers you now gooner?

Count the SPLURTS gooner 💦

No homo gooner we just wanted to join the mile high club…anyway

Gooner, you can pick only one