Excuse me sir do you have a face I could sit on real quick :)

Can I sit on your cute face?

You asked me to sit on your face so here I am

Excuse me sir, may I sit on your face?

Excuse me sir, I am very tired, can I sit on your face?

Wanna sit on your face for a few hours…

Sir, please put your face below and I'll sit on it

Excuse me, can I sit on your face?

Excuse me sir, can I have a sit on your face? ;)

Sir! Excuse me! Can I sit on your face?

I wanna sit on your face stepdad

Sir! Excuse me! Can I sit on your face? (f)