Omfg goon bud what are you doing… i told u i was straight…

do you wish you had a goon bud like me? 🥺

I couldn’t wait any longer when I seen you dressed up goon

When my big dick goon bud calls up asking for a fleshlight

I’m the air headed dumb bud that’s oblivious to the fact

I swear I try to keep the session straight but as soon as my

When you don't have a goon bud so you have to do it yourself

Don't worry bud I'm just getting ready for our goon session

Don't worry goon bud, no one will know about this if you swallow

It's not gay if it's just a bet, right goon bud?

Me and Goon bud 5 seconds after we said "keep it straight"

POV: my goon bud heard my gf is out of town