Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Sends me this at work,the text says bring home a friend with

Take me to dinner and fuck me after

Dinner before a movie

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Pay for dinner and I’m all yours

I'll be the dinner for today;)

Dinner is served. Be my guest

Let’s skip dinner tonight and do something else

Dinner is served. Be my guest

Ready for dinner?