May i sit on your lap? [BTBF]

Looking for a face to sit on.. is yours free?

I'm plugged and looking for a face to sit on

Must have been confusing [F] or the hotel staff to watch us checking

Looking for a lap to sit on.

Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

May I please sit on your lap﹖

I'm plugged and looking for a face to sit on

Come sit on my lap 😈

Can I sit it on your lap without you getting hard 😌

I’m looking for a face to sit on, mind if I use yours? ;)

I'm Looking For A Face To Sit