Yeah, You said you were thirsty? So, I got you..

He said I couldn’t make him cum

HR said to model stress management techniques for our employees...so

My roommate was always a asshole, he didn’t clean up for him

She said it was her first time having sex…

She Said I Wouldn’t Last Very Long

She said it was her first time ever riding dick…

She really said she was a virgin…

She really said she was a virgin…

My ex said he didnt like how saggy they were, should I get implants?

Would you let me ride you?

she said she was a virgin… she might’ve lied…