you tell me you’re hungry and I do this..are you still eating??

Fuck, marry, or creampie? Or all 3?

Just imagine the recoil...

would you rather suck a coconut or one of my boobs?

This is how I'll win an argument

This is how I'll win an argument

This is how I'll win an argument

This is how I'll win an argument

This is how I'll win an argument

This is how I'll win an argument

This is how I'll win an argument

This is how I'll win an argument