original post: https://redd.it/179yshe
Like a Coke Can.
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some guys have all the luck
maybe you'll never know
You know how many of her friends fucked her?
At least she never goes to FL anymore, right? Right?
She did this a few times a week and learned a lot
She used to fuck her clients
she thought you were marriage material
"It's ok, getting brutally railed is better when you don't know
Isn't her college reunion coming up?
Should have waited longer to propose
Modeling is hard work
She doesn't remember you from her past
She confirmed steroids shrunk most of their balls, though