Excuse me, I'm going to sit on your face

Excuse me sir, may I take a sit on your face?

Excuse me, can I sit on your face?

Excuse me, can I sit on your face?

Excuse me, does anyone have a face I can sit on?

Come sit on daddy’s lap

Excuse me, I will sit on you

Excuse me, I will sit on you

Excuse me, I will sit on you

Excuse me, I will sit on you

I will sit on your lap while I do some coding

Hmmm excuse me.. could I sit here please