[Reddit] how my buds treat me after 5 mins of "straight" jerk

Can we skip the first date & go straight to anal?

Let's skip lunch and go straight to dessert

Can we skip the first date & go straight to anal?

On Halloween You Can Choose Treat

Be honest did I trick anyone.. Or was you waiting for the little

Its not halloween yet but you can have your treat

Its not halloween yet but you can have your treat

It’s nearly Halloween, can we skip the Trick.. And go straight

It’s nearly Halloween, can we skip the Trick.. And go straight

It’s nearly Halloween, can we skip the Trick.. And go straight

Let's skip the date and just head straight to the bedroom