She told you that her famous football friends are throwing a

You’re a kicker on the school football team. Your mom came

You fell asleep at the party so she didn’t think you’d notice.

She didn't get the no panty memo

You fell asleep at the party so she didn’t think you’d notice.

She's Lucky She Didn't Get Pregnant 🥵

She didn't appreciate you talking behind her back.

You finally convinced a girl to hookup with you … Unfortunately,

She Tried Running Away, She Didn’t Get Far

She didn't get much work done

She didn't get much work done

I'm sorry I didn't get you anything this year, but I hope anal