She told you that her famous football friends are throwing a

You were planning to quit your job because your boss was bullying

She didn't get the no panty memo

She didn't get a ticket though!

She didn't get much work done

She now has you listed as her emergency contact and has taken

Didn't cause you anything?🤤🤤

You fell asleep at the party so she didn’t think you’d notice.

She didn't get much work done

She'd have him take it off if she didn't love you

She didn't get much work done

You're sitting on the couch and your girlfriend asks if she can