When he got home from work, he didn't say 'Hi dear' or 'Hey babe'.

Say hi if you want my private snapchat

Say hi if you want my squirting vid sent to your DMs

Say hi if you want my snap

I’ll probably be ignored but hi

I’ll probably be ignored but hi

Say hi if you want my snap

Say hi if you want my private snap sent to your DMs instantly

Say hi if you'd fuck me in the car anytime...

I’ll probably be ignored but hi

If you say hi I’ll send my naked twerking video to your inbox

I’ll probably be ignored but hi