Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

i can offer a free seat

would you stop and stare or offer to lend me your cock?

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Why don't u eat me out on a car seat?;)

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

Just came here to offer you a delicious food

You gonna offer me a seat?

Are you going to offer me a seat

I came to offer you this dessert

• I came to offer you this dessert

I need a seat while I do some coding, you could be my seat