For my followers: Sorry about the account reboot, it's what happens

When I tell people to fuck my ass, this is what I actually mean

When HR said to be more accessible to my team, this is what they

When your GF told you she was going on a work trip, this is what

When I'm alone in my room, this is what I'm doing

When I'm alone in my room, this is what I'm doing

When I'm alone in my room, this is what I'm doing

When I'm alone in my room, this is what I'm doing

When I'm alone in my room, this is what I'm doing

When a girl asks for a birthday present this is what she actually

I told him “on my pussy” this is what i got

When I say I need more time with my girlfriends, this is what