A year ago last week, I fell over and simply hit my head on the

My ex always told me they are too small, was he right?

Today, my girlfriend and I went to an Ikea. Some worker was running

My bestie wanted to go hit the town with the neighborhood bully.

My ex told me that my tits were too small for his dick

A little lie told about me “I hate giving head”

She told you she was studying. She had a different intentions

Worm’s infestation in a turtle’s head.

Was told my head is thick.

Welcome to my country. Sunny South Africa

Would you hook up with me even if I told you I'd only let you

I told him I liked anal and he put it deep inside me