original post: https://redd.it/177efwa
I found a way to deal with your morning boner
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Can i help whit your morning boner
Good morning, sweetheart! While you eat your breakfast, I'm gonna
Can I be the first thing you “do” this morning?
Your boner looks cold, want to warm it up inside me?(fm)
Come help deal with this morning wood
It's very humid in Calgary today! But I'm here to brighten up
Let´s make a deal... If I gave you a boner, I have to suck it
I bet your dumb wife doesn't imagine that you dream of fucking