Choose the player, gooner

We both smoking and something in your gooner brain wants to eat

Which GOONER would you rather be?

It’s not gay because you are just paying me back for the ride

No homo because it was just a silly dare to suck me off on the

No homo…we were just seeing who would finish first…I guess

No homo gooner, if you are just taking your Mom’s place for

You didn’t believe me that your g spot was in your ass…so

No homo gooner, if you took an x-change pill and we are trying

No homo gooner it is just a deeeeep tissue massage

No homo gooner we just wanted to join the mile high club…anyway

No homo gooner, if we are both still clothed…